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Why does my room smell so bad?
Dear Cat,
My bedroom doesn’t smell badly enough. I’d really like it if you could find time to defecate next to my bed more often. Also, please be sure to scratch in the litter real loud while I’m sleeping, if you’d be so kind. To facilitate this, I’ve bought you a lovely nightstand-cum-litterbox
Your loyal servant,
How to Read a Book
Making bathtime lulz of fun
I found these hygiene helpers yesterday, while Kevin was taunting me re: my preference for keeping my salad untossed.
Canus Li’l Goat’s(e) Milk Fruit Fragranced Crayon Soap
How many wrongs can you find?
More ill conceived products:
The tiniest Santa - The Nipple Extractor - A lure worse than the disease
The Scat of Luxury - Jesus Saves … guitar picks?
Books that Exist: A Hand in the Bush
Tattoo Your Babies for Judaism
Hey kids! For those who haven’t committed suicide over the 4 day ЯR dry spell, we’re back! Vacation and shit. I was going to post to warn you, but then I didn’t. I’ve just got home, and want to post something, so I’m going to throw somethin’ at you that’s been sitting in the queue for a while. Oh, and Deviant was lucky enough to get an ЯR exclusive for his blog. Read it here– Unringing the Bell.
Convert To Judaism Breath Spray
Can’t speak a word of Yiddish and think Sabbath is an 80′s metal band?
Be part of this unique faith instantly, starting today! Read the rest of this entry »
Books that Exist: The History of Shit
Jewtopia: The Chosen Book for the Chosen People
Jesus Saves … guitar picks?
Jesus Saves Guitar Picks 4 Pack @ Amazon.com
God: Hey, JC! Whadda you say we go down to Earth, spend some quality time?
JC: Um, no.
God: C’mon, it’ll be fun. We’ll go fishing for men.
JC: Yeah, that sounds great and all, but I gotta update my blog.
God: Jesus, son! You need to get a hobby!
JC: I have my blog, Dad. You just don’t understand my generation!
God: A real hobby! Maybe you could collect something.
JC: Yeah, sure. Whatever. Bring me a Fillet O’ Fish and some Dansani before you go, k?
And that, brothers and sisters, is how Jesus began saving guitar picks. At a current total of 4, it’s not much of a collection. It’s tragic really. With all the dexterity of a carpenter’s son, he’d be a great shredder, if it weren’t for those horrible hand injuries.
Related posts:
The Nipple Extractor
Nipple Extractor
Winter is coming soon, kids. The dry indoor heat can make one’s skin all itchy. When I was living in the cold, cold north, my skin would get so dry in the winter, my nipples would actually peel. You ladies, I’m sure, can understand the discomfort. Men folks, imagine your head (the one you think with when you go here) flaking, peeling, and itching so badly you can’t sleep. Don’t even think of scratching – it’s much too sensitive. Read the rest of this entry »
