Rape Play with Tom Corbett
CafePress: The revolution will be merchandised
The sublimely erotic black & white art is taken from the original Carey Rockwell novels, which have fallen into the public domain. They have been altered only for size.
Who the fuck is Tom Corbett? Wikipedia knows!
Previous Ass Cadet comics:
- Tom Corbett: Exhibitionism
- Tom Corbett: Cam Queen
- Tom Corbett: Voyeurism
- Tom Corbett: Shotacon
- Tom Corbett: Double Docking
- Tom Corbett: Forniphilia
- Tom Corbett: Bagpiping
- Tom Corbett: Pederasty
- Tom Corbett: Fisting
- Tom Corbett: Ass Patch
- Tom Corbett: Donkey Punch
- Tom Corbett: Amyl Nitrite
- Tom Corbett: Breath Play
Future entries will be filed here.
you fucking have tee shirts? you just made me pee my pants.
and the man in the picure needs a mask.
capricorn1966
May 1, 2008 at 7:12 am
I need to buy one. just because…..
capricorn1966
May 1, 2008 at 7:17 am
I’m not sure I want to ask this, but what is he holding in his right hand?
Mark
May 1, 2008 at 11:20 am
a six shooter
capricorn1966
May 1, 2008 at 11:21 am
Cap.
His mask is on his chest.
micky2
May 1, 2008 at 11:37 am
hahahahah… it is.
capricorn1966
May 1, 2008 at 11:45 am
Cappy: Yes, tshirts.
http://www.cafepress.com/6240 <— mostly RR logo merch
http://www.cafepress.com/diecastrodie <— kinda moot, now that he’s retired
http://www.cafepress.com/flaccidworld <– Head Bitch in a Flaccid World
http://www.cafepress.com/jellovsbread <—Christmas, mostly
http://www.cafepress.com/badlemming <— this one might get an overhaul soon
http://www.cafepress.com/cp/info/storeref.aspx?refby=6240 <— This is our referral link. If anyone wants to start making their own useless crap, using 6240 as your referrer will help us tons.
It all goes to pay the RR bills and buy stupid shit like the stickers we gave everyone a few months ago.
The Bagel of Everything
May 1, 2008 at 12:53 pm
@Mark: It’s up to your imagination!
@Cap: We do have t-shirts. Buy some so we can spend more time on ЯR and less time panhandling!
@Micky: A lot of good it does him there.
Soylent Ape
May 1, 2008 at 12:53 pm
I’m alread made fun of just for blogging cause none of my friends do and now when I wear a tee shirt from a blogging site I will be talked about even more.
capricorn1966
May 1, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Cap: Email me your address and I’ll buy you something cheap
The Bagel of Everything
May 1, 2008 at 1:06 pm
ok but I’m independently wealthy
I’m not the sharpest tack in the drawer but if you pay for it how does that make you money.
capricorn1966
May 1, 2008 at 1:11 pm
It doesn’t. It’s a gift.
I have a couple bucks sitting in the cafepress account right now.
The Bagel of Everything
May 1, 2008 at 1:13 pm
you’re not gonna stalk me are you. cause if you do make sure there is nothing underneath your overcoat
capricorn1966
May 1, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Well, I was planning on calling before I show up at your doorstep, but now that you know to expect me, I won’t have to.
I’ll be there sometime this summer. I will expect a hot meal and a cool, dry place to sleep.
The Bagel of Everything
May 1, 2008 at 1:16 pm
your on.
capricorn1966
May 1, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Ok done.
I chose one from an as yet unreleased collection. It’s going to be far better than anything else we’ve half-assed…soon as I get around to whole-assing it
The Bagel of Everything
May 1, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Yea Soy.
Who made the art ?
micky2
May 1, 2008 at 1:39 pm
For most of our shops, I made the art. Jesse made some of it when he was around.
For the shiny new shop, Norman Warhol’s Gallery of Art, Scott made it the art. We’re splitting the proceeds.
The Bagel of Everything
May 1, 2008 at 1:43 pm
You might as well put the mask on his ass
micky2
May 1, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Oh, the art for the comic?
It’s from the old kids books Tom Corbett, Space Cadet.
Google it
The Bagel of Everything
May 1, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Bagel.
You get to sleep inside Caps pussy and I still dont have my RR sticker
micky2
May 1, 2008 at 2:27 pm
I never got your address
The Bagel of Everything
May 1, 2008 at 2:28 pm
I’ll send you one of those nice earthy hand made Hawaiian cards.
I’ll leave it blank so can use it.
micky2
May 1, 2008 at 2:34 pm
coolio
Send me one made from pressed cocaine, ok?
The Bagel of Everything
May 1, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Cocaine ? Whats that ?
micky2
May 1, 2008 at 2:41 pm
an analgesic
The Bagel of Everything
May 1, 2008 at 2:48 pm
I dont do anal.
micky2
May 1, 2008 at 3:06 pm
If ya’ll are seeing a new post with a video, on top of this one, it’s a glitch.
WPc is publishing my drafts rather than saving them.
Edit: I’ve gone ahead and published it.
The Bagel of Everything
May 1, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Not on my end.
Does WP do maintenece on the 1st of every month?
micky2
May 1, 2008 at 3:18 pm
I don’t think so. The errant post is gone now.
WPc usually gives plenty of advance warning for maintenence.
The Bagel of Everything
May 1, 2008 at 3:23 pm
@Micky: Neither do I.
Soylent-Ape
May 1, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Hey! How’d you know what I have planned for Saturday night?!
Freddy
May 1, 2008 at 5:55 pm
mick, Neither do I.
capricorn1966
May 1, 2008 at 6:12 pm
I did anal a couple times.
But then the last chick took a shit about an hour later and I felt really bad
micky2
May 1, 2008 at 6:24 pm
I’m charitible with my hoohoo, but my ass is my own.
The Bagel of Everything
May 1, 2008 at 6:27 pm
I thought one day it would be nice to try it. Bull shit relax my fucking ass, half a case a beer and five shots later wouldn’t relax the hairs on my pussy. Bend over and let me stick something up your ass. fuck that
capricorn1966
May 1, 2008 at 6:32 pm
and besides, I don’t like to take anything away from my vagina.
capricorn1966
May 1, 2008 at 6:33 pm
“Hey! How’d you know what I have planned for Saturday night?!”
Freddy: Wait by your phone and I’ll tell you how I know.
The Bagel of Everything
May 1, 2008 at 6:47 pm
Cap.
You musta looked real funny.
micky2
May 1, 2008 at 6:49 pm
there’s nothing funny about having a dick shoved up your ass and I will never have that look on my face again.
capricorn1966
May 1, 2008 at 6:59 pm
I just called Freddy. I expected him to be shocked because he never gave me his phone number. He totally turned it around on me by not being at all surprised.
I was all a’stutter.
Really, people! When someone calls you to shock you, it’s only polite to act shocked.
Soy is laughing his ass off at me.
The Bagel of Everything
May 1, 2008 at 7:02 pm
ok trying calling me.
capricorn1966
May 1, 2008 at 7:07 pm
When you least expect it, my love.
I hate talking on telephones. I don’t even own a cell.
I didn’t even like phones when I was a teenager. I’ve not got a speech impediment or anything (unless you count uncontrollable giggling). I think I just hate hearing the echo of my own squelchy voice.
I sound like I’m 7.
The Bagel of Everything
May 1, 2008 at 7:09 pm
OMG, me, too. I don’t really like the phone and never did. and I don’t like my voice it’s thuggish like masculine.
capricorn1966
May 1, 2008 at 7:15 pm
we can talk on skype and it’s free and we could see each other. I’ll show you my boobies.
capricorn1966
May 1, 2008 at 7:16 pm
Will you buy me a webcam?
The Bagel of Everything
May 1, 2008 at 7:17 pm
of course I will.
capricorn1966
May 1, 2008 at 7:19 pm
Oh, and a mic
The Bagel of Everything
May 1, 2008 at 7:20 pm
although just seeing pictures would be awesome, just imagine what it would be like with sound.
capricorn1966
May 1, 2008 at 7:24 pm
And hire me an illegal alien to clean up my house so it looks nice on camera.
The Bagel of Everything
May 1, 2008 at 7:25 pm
anyone you want.
capricorn1966
May 1, 2008 at 7:28 pm
I feel a sitcom coming on.
micky2
May 1, 2008 at 7:34 pm
mick between you and I and Bagel and I we should be able to put something together.
like an X rated archie bunker with a bitch slapping wife and some incest.
capricorn1966
May 1, 2008 at 7:38 pm
I’ve always wanted to do a podcast or webradio, but my dry humor doesn’t go well with my incessant giggling.
The Bagel of Everything
May 1, 2008 at 7:41 pm
do you like laugh at your own jokes. I’ll say something that I think is funny and people look at me with this blank stare and I’ll be rolling on the floor with tears flowing out of my eyes.
capricorn1966
May 1, 2008 at 7:50 pm
I don’t laugh at my own jokes. It’s more of a constant giggling.
I also have really sensitive ears, and the natural lilting of a person’s voice makes me flinch, causing me to miss half of what is said.
The Bagel of Everything
May 1, 2008 at 7:56 pm
constant giggle, like john debella from 102.9, I just want to call him up and ask him what he finds so amusing.
have you checked on Chlorogenic acid? you may be consuming too much which may be causing the flinching.
capricorn1966
May 1, 2008 at 8:21 pm
AY ! If Stewy can have a fucking talking dog we bring in a talking racoon.
More like Married with children. But no marriage and no kids.
Do skits with the charcters from Keys place and use RR subjects as the pretense and story line.
I’m having a deja vu.
We talked about this once, or least I did.
Drawn together ! Thats it. But use real people, no animation
micky2
May 1, 2008 at 8:29 pm
love it….forgot about that show.
capricorn1966
May 1, 2008 at 8:31 pm
mick sometimes I go back and read our little spats, there’s been a couple where it’s been all weekend back and forth, it puts a smile on my face to think that two people can be at each other’s throat and come out exchanging recipes.
capricorn1966
May 1, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Yea , I know , you like that back and forth shit.
I’m never too serious with anyone on line. I mean I get serious and personal with certain things like politics and assclowns in general. But when your at a place like this it makes no sense to be unhappy. Its not a political blog nor is it standing on some over elevated moral or ethical ground where we have to watch every fucking little thing we say. And when we do get heavy and political we can go from deep serious politiccal theories to asking someone to show us their boobys in a heartbeat. I love it when they get flusterd. ” You guys are some kind of cult!”
I’m only serious when I’m 12 stepping someone.
The guys at Right Pundits got all upset when I said I would sniff Michelle Malkins chair.
http://www.rightpundits.com/?p=1405#comments
They also scolded me for my mouth.
Anyway, I’m spazzing
micky2
May 1, 2008 at 10:16 pm
hahahaha
I just saw your comments Bagel….yes I was a little shocked to get your call, but it was soooooooooooooooooooooooooo exciting to hear your hot, sexy voice…
You can call me any time…and by the way….Jason is masturbating by the phone waiting for your call…
Freddy
May 2, 2008 at 2:29 am
aren’t we all
capricorn1966
May 2, 2008 at 5:25 am
After 5 hours waiting for Bagels call……holding ‘the one-eyed wonder worm in one hand…..the phone in the other…..and then ‘beating the Bishop’ as hard and as fast as I possibly can (see: Men can multi-task! ) while making monkey noises…… Caveman JaSoN is F@#kin drained!
…..JaSoN’s anaCONDA is very raw and swollen and his forearm looks like POPEYE’S. All I’m missing is a Tattoo of a Fucking Anchor! ….Shiver me Timbers…. I’m going to bed (believe it or not) BY MYSELF! ……JaSoN over but NOT OUT!!!!!
JaSoN
May 2, 2008 at 5:26 am
I’m supposed to make 2 phone calls in one day? What am I, a machine?
Had I known there would be monkey noises, I wouldn’t have lost your number.
The Bagel of Everything
May 2, 2008 at 9:29 am