The 12 most useless lists of all time
- Things that make the Little House on the Prairie family cry
- Amazing intra-office communiques
- Soups that Gene Simmons’ nipple hair has been found in
- Animated Gif‘s Soylent Ape has fapped to
- Apples I could have eaten, had I been hungry
- Reasons lemmings hate America
- Pictures of ugly people Kevin has tricked me into looking at
- 800 Cellular telephones weighing under 2 pounds, in no particular order
- White males who enjoy tapwater
- Things to think about while masturbating
- Jewish men who love/hate their mothers
- Ways in which RationReality.com has sold out
LOL…awesome…..
Omg…I just thought there was bug on my screen….hehehe…must be from Gene’s crotch….
Freddy
April 11, 2008 at 2:10 pm
I am deeply honored but you left one out: Things That Make Bagel Horny.
keywork.
April 11, 2008 at 2:13 pm
I ALMOST swatted at the bug, until I noticed I could run my cursor over it. Damn you bagel!!
Kevin
April 11, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Welcome to the dark side, o! jumper of sharks.
The 'Goose
April 11, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Freddy, Kevin: Web1.0 strikes back!
KW: Noooo…that’s a very useful list! Today’s #1: Bathtime fun with a man, his hand & his cock. (it’s totally work safe, you should click it)
goose: pfft! We were doing lists when you were still playing with that tingling mystery in your diaper.
http://rationreality.com/category/list/
The Bagel of Everything
April 11, 2008 at 2:36 pm
I tease because I love. Pfffffffft!
The 'Goose
April 11, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Plus, my lists are boring-er.
The 'Goose
April 11, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Bagel: Whatevs. It’s only useful to you.
keywork.
April 11, 2008 at 2:54 pm
I just want to ask. Is there a bug on your screen too. I keep swatting at it but it won’t go away.
Jenice
April 11, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Quickly! What’s this a picture of?
http://i31.tinypic.com/5aja06.jpg
(hint: it taint what you think)
The Bagel of Everything
April 11, 2008 at 3:44 pm
get the fucking bug off the screen.
capricorn1966
April 11, 2008 at 3:51 pm
or no more masturbating for you, Missy.
capricorn1966
April 11, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Creepy…
How did you know my name is Missy?
oh, wait…you were prolly just patronizing me.
The Bagel of Everything
April 11, 2008 at 4:18 pm
I don’t show just any girl my boobs without knowing her name first.
capricorn1966
April 11, 2008 at 4:21 pm
if you tell me your last name you can lick me.
capricorn1966
April 11, 2008 at 4:22 pm
And now, for those who didn’t know, Bagel=Missy.
keywork.
April 11, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Cappy: I wanna see what I’m licking first.
Key: It don’t matter. Strangers never read this far into the comments. This would prolly be a good place to store your vital information.
The Bagel of Everything
April 11, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Or not. Wait, I think I’ve actually done that before. Looking before you lick? My how you’ve changed.
keywork.
April 11, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Jewish men who love/hate their mothers –That would be a long, long list. Oh, hi, mom!
Things That Make Bagel Horny–Believe it or not, that’s an even longer list.
I squashed that bug with my cursor, now I have to clean all the zeros and ones off my screen.
Soylent Ape
April 11, 2008 at 4:49 pm
I wouldn’t think anything less from you, Bagel.
capricorn1966
April 11, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Bagel would you consider yourself a nymphomaniac?
capricorn1966
April 11, 2008 at 5:39 pm
No, but I spend all day masturbating to fantasies that I am.
Noone will play my game with me? Meanies!
The Bagel of Everything
April 11, 2008 at 6:39 pm
well it’s not my vagina.
capricorn1966
April 11, 2008 at 6:49 pm
it could be skin of some kind. Looks like some black heads.
hold on let me clear away some of the dust
capricorn1966
April 11, 2008 at 6:51 pm
could be someone’s asshole. It’s definitely skin.
capricorn1966
April 11, 2008 at 6:52 pm
tell me what the fuck is now since I’m the only one that played your game.
I’ll let you lick my breasts.
capricorn1966
April 11, 2008 at 6:54 pm
is it a tornado?
capricorn1966
April 11, 2008 at 6:58 pm
It’s skin. Man skin.
From one of our writers.
The Bagel of Everything
April 11, 2008 at 7:07 pm
tornado was my husband faulty guess. how dumb
I’m not an esthetician for nothing.
What do I win? Cash is always good or a caribbean trip for two.
capricorn1966
April 11, 2008 at 8:04 pm
But you didn’t guess it!
It’s a picture from Scott’s blog. I was scrolling down his frontpage, and got distracted for a few minutes. When I came back, I saw the top half of the april fool’s photo of his face (photoshopped to bring out all the flaws)..the bottom half was off the screen.
I thought it looked rather like a gaping anus and stubbly taint. Do you see it, or is it just me?
Weird how photos of gorgeous people can sometimes be mistaken for goatse, when one is loaded.
The Bagel of Everything
April 11, 2008 at 8:46 pm
Oh, also you win a place on The Blogroll OF DOOM!, but mostly because I kinda forgot to add you a while back.
The Bagel of Everything
April 11, 2008 at 8:51 pm
Gene Simmons asked my aunt out about 25 years ago, but they couldn’t get their schedules to match up, so I cannot confirm the nipple hair thing.
Soylatte Ape
April 11, 2008 at 11:17 pm
My computer blew up on thursday morning. It was so bad that I didnt think it was fixable and that I was never gonna talk to you guys again. For almost two days I had to reflect on the possibility of not speaking to you guys for God knows how long and it finally brought a tear to my left eye.
And a smile to my face.
micky2
April 12, 2008 at 12:23 am
In all seriousness I felt naked and lost. It was weird.
Its like coming out in the morning and the bus stop you always hung at and talked to everyone at was gone, and you soon discoverd that you were the last person on earth, its happened to me before.
You guys dont know it but I’m your father, yea, all of you.
micky2
April 12, 2008 at 12:27 am
“Its like coming out in the morning and the bus stop you always hung at and talked to everyone at was gone, and you soon discoverd that you were the last person on earth”
Jeez, I hate it when that happens! All jokes aside, welcome back, Micky! It’s never the same without you, dad.
Soylatte Ape
April 12, 2008 at 1:04 am
OMG MICKY!!
Glad you’re out of jail, pops. It’s been entirely too intelligent around here.
The Bagel of Everything
April 12, 2008 at 1:12 am
I feel better already.
micky2
April 12, 2008 at 1:34 am
Incidentally, I’m one white male who loves some tap water.
Soylatte Ape
April 12, 2008 at 6:06 am
Also, I’ve eaten a lot of apples, even when I wasn’t hungry.
Soylent Ape
April 12, 2008 at 6:08 am
And if you visited KW, pecker head, you would notice that I was the only one concerned. Because really folks how would we know if some thing happened to any one of us.
Well bagel probably has an alert system that if she doesn’t visit her site within 72 hours an alarm goes off and sends out an emergency post saying that something bad has happened. Like she was roaming the streets and the SPCA picked her up. She fought them and they had to use force with night sticks to get her off of them. when I went to visit her they asked if I knew her because only immediate family was allowed. I responded ever so politely, “I came all the way from PA to make sure her breast were in tact.”
capricorn1966
April 12, 2008 at 8:20 am
I knew it was a fake bug when it wouldnt die.
micky2
April 12, 2008 at 9:10 am
Entomo? Or the bug on the screen? Wait, are they the same bug? I’m confused.
keywork.
April 12, 2008 at 9:23 am
Its him.
Hes looking for the comment window.
micky2
April 12, 2008 at 10:16 am
Bagel got a Blog Emergency Radio from Radio Shack. Comes in handy.
Soylent Ape
April 13, 2008 at 7:27 am
I’ll bet she has receptor implants hooked up to her frontal lobes.
Oh God, I was just picturing Jeri Ryan..
micky2
April 13, 2008 at 9:03 am
Love your pic Soy! It was all about the planet when I was a kid.
Freddy
April 13, 2008 at 11:29 am
Thanks, Freddy. Bagel and I are huge fans of the Planet of the Apes films, too! Thanks for coming by!
Soylent Ape
April 13, 2008 at 12:17 pm
There’s a bug on my screen… but I can’t “sense” it through my faculties. What happens? (wink).
E.
Entomo
April 13, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Get a new faculty with some sense.
micky2
April 13, 2008 at 2:08 pm
I hope when you put up a new post that bug goes away because it really does make me ill.
capricorn1966
April 14, 2008 at 9:54 am
happy?
The Bagel of Everything
April 14, 2008 at 3:26 pm
I want to know how to put a bug on my blog.
A huge fucking 747 so I can watch my wife shoot out of the seat. I’ll be able to know when shes snooping.
She hates the damn things so much it should free up the computer for about 2 or 3 hours
micky2
April 14, 2008 at 5:21 pm
It’s just a picture, sweety.
http://bagelofeverything.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/abug1.gif
If you want it to be bigger, just set the dimensions larger. The base size is 100×75…it should look ok at up to 2x that.
The Bagel of Everything
April 14, 2008 at 8:12 pm
There’s a cooler bug in the cordyceps post
http://bagelofeverything.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/worm.gif
The Bagel of Everything
April 14, 2008 at 8:16 pm
Bagel, I luv ya babe and I know you mean well. But learning to cut and paste was my latest succesful technological endeavor.
micky2
April 14, 2008 at 8:27 pm
You’ve got pictures in several of your posts, so I figured you knew how to get em on there.
Here… do this:
Click to write a new post like you’d normally do. Then look just above the place you’d start typing… find the words “Visual HTML”. Click the one that says “HTML”. Then copy/paste this into the box:
<img src=http://bagelofeverything.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/abug1.gif height=100>
Click “visual” again, and you’re set. Give her a title, maybe some words, and post her up.
If you want the bug larger or smaller, toy with the number (100) until you get it as you want it. 75 would make it look like the one on this post, 150 would make it twice as big. Anything over 150 wouldn’t look realistic at all.
PS: It’s 430am and I can’t go back to sleep. I hate everyone.
The Bagel of Everything
April 15, 2008 at 3:30 am
“Get a new faculty with some sense.”
I already did that. The ability “to write on the Ration Reality website and do NOT bother with the silly criticism of some members”. (laugh).
E.
Entomo
April 15, 2008 at 9:48 am