Love Carrots
Love Carrots and Other Vegetables is a photo blog about loveable mutant veggies, coupled with clever observations. Proving once more the internet rule: once you see it, you can’t unsee it.
Don’t fret, yam-munchers — They got vaginas too …
Get your ass over to Love Carrots and Other Vegetables and tell them they’re bad, wrong people.
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the only thing with these thing are they will rot faster then I can have an orgasm.
capricorn1966
April 9, 2008 at 1:58 pm
It’s prolly not a good idea to masturbate with a red pepper, anyway
The Bagel of Everything
April 9, 2008 at 2:04 pm
red peppers and nakedness are voodoo according to micky.
capricorn1966
April 9, 2008 at 2:08 pm
@Bagel: That’s what Micky tells me. Not sure if I believe him.
@Cappy: That’s a common problem with corpses, too, I’m sure.
keywork.
April 9, 2008 at 2:08 pm
then don’t fuck a corpse.
capricorn1966
April 9, 2008 at 2:11 pm
that wasn’t directly pointed towards you. it was just a thought that came out.
capricorn1966
April 9, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Spotted bananas are the first symptom of a potentially life-threatening FTD.
The 'Goose
April 9, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Bossy, aren’t we?
Those who live with dead boyfriends shouldn’t throw disembodied cocks.
The Bagel of Everything
April 9, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Rip her shirt!
keywork.
April 9, 2008 at 2:19 pm
rip his pants!
capricorn1966
April 9, 2008 at 2:23 pm
I’ll tear her shirt off and eat it!
And then I’ll get a bowel obstruction normally seen only in dogs, and my tummy will inflate with gas and I’ll die. This will prompt KW to fuck my stiffened corpse, and when the powerful thrusts of his climax come, my distended abdomen will burst like a rotten meat independence day, showering all you spectators with my fetid awesomeness.
Suddenly, I really really want a potato.
The Bagel of Everything
April 9, 2008 at 2:26 pm
You’ve thought this one through a bit, haven’t you?
keywork.
April 9, 2008 at 2:27 pm
No.
Did I do good, daddy?
The Bagel of Everything
April 9, 2008 at 2:28 pm
or I could stick my finger down your throat and make you throw up.
capricorn1966
April 9, 2008 at 2:30 pm
if I puke your shirt into a cup, will you eat it?
We could be an internet sensation!
The Bagel of Everything
April 9, 2008 at 2:32 pm
we’ll you tube it and then go on tour.
capricorn1966
April 9, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Yes, Bagel, you did good. You guys should youtube it.
keywork.
April 9, 2008 at 2:39 pm
This website is like the Michael Jordan of NSFW.
Cody
April 9, 2008 at 3:33 pm
They’re just vegetables!
Only in America would raw veggies be considered obscene.
The Bagel of Everything
April 9, 2008 at 3:35 pm
It’s because they’re raw.
The 'Goose
April 9, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Well, at least we didn’t get pictures of the other type of ‘raw vegetables’.
keywork.
April 9, 2008 at 3:43 pm
yeah, or we’d all be in deep shit with the NSFW assholes.
capricorn1966
April 9, 2008 at 4:01 pm
That’s just awesome! Nothing better than mutant veggies! I gotta see if they have any good cucumbers!:) hehe
Freddy
April 9, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Fuck cucumbers! Er, I mean…Screw cucumbers!
No, wait…
Forget cucumbers! yeah…
I want me some mutant eggplants.
The Bagel of Everything
April 9, 2008 at 4:19 pm
not so smooth
capricorn1966
April 9, 2008 at 4:27 pm
green squash, it will have the tickling effect, smooth yet unrefined
capricorn1966
April 9, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Right now, kids are starving in India…
Hairy, Soylent Ape
April 9, 2008 at 4:53 pm
And Americans are fucking vegetables. Figures.
keywork.
April 9, 2008 at 4:54 pm
We’ve had 42 incoming searches today for dog sex
I’m not sure how I feel about that.
The Bagel of Everything
April 9, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Mutant eggplants would be scary..I’d have nightmares…
Freddy
April 9, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Bagel doesn’t scare easy. Re: wide-set vagina. I think she got it from her momma.
keywork.
April 9, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Nope, from my daddy, when I was 2.
Remember that valentine’s day, KW?
The Bagel of Everything
April 9, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Oh, yeah, wait….no. Stupid ether. But apparently it fucked you up for life, so don’t ever say I never did nothin fer ya.
keywork.
April 9, 2008 at 5:36 pm
who wants to fuck vegetables anyway.
capricorn1966
April 9, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Terry Schiavo’s husband, for one Capricorn.
WDL
April 9, 2008 at 5:53 pm
Yeah, he was into that wasn’t he? Pervert.
keywork.
April 9, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Um… I think that was a rhetorical question. But thanks just the same, it’s nice to know, WDL, there are still people out there willing to give back to society. I think we should all go out and fuck a vegetable. It’s gotta be better then a corpse.
capricorn1966
April 9, 2008 at 6:04 pm
and its nutritious!
WDL
April 9, 2008 at 6:43 pm
yum
capricorn1966
April 9, 2008 at 6:52 pm
So, who’s gunna add some protein goodness to this here corncob?
I require a balanced diet.
The Bagel of Everything
April 9, 2008 at 7:50 pm
That is one hyper wank device.
The 'Goose
April 9, 2008 at 8:09 pm
“Dog Sex” and anatomically-suggestive produce: the kind of thinking that made this country great.
Soylent Ape
April 10, 2008 at 12:47 am
Key,
It was a cantloupe, remember ?
One my culinary talents is vegetable carving.
I’ve done some pretty mischevious things with carrots.
Like carv out a huge dick from a huge carrot and then bury it under the lettuce at a salad bar and wait till someone finds it
micky2
April 10, 2008 at 9:03 am
I put my dick in the lettuce at a salad bar. I did not get invited back.
keywork.
April 10, 2008 at 9:08 am
You got tossed ?
micky2
April 10, 2008 at 9:13 am
Once, my salad got tossed by a 38 year old stewardess. But you people already knew that.
keywork.
April 10, 2008 at 9:17 am
Did she want her dressing on the side ?
micky2
April 10, 2008 at 9:21 am
Well, she wanted it one place and let’s just say it went somewhere else. Ca-chow!
keywork.
April 10, 2008 at 9:31 am
“Whatever you do dont get it in my hair”
micky2
April 10, 2008 at 9:37 am
Which means it ends up in the hair. Just like ‘ Exit only’ always sounds like ‘ Put it there, please ‘.
keywork.
April 10, 2008 at 9:39 am
It’s not like they don’t have the same letters.
The 'Goose
April 10, 2008 at 11:09 am
Exactly.
keywork.
April 10, 2008 at 11:34 am
“Whatever you do dont get it in my hair”
I loved “Leaving Las Vegas”
d
April 10, 2008 at 1:38 pm
none of these are as horrifying as the thought of Roseanne Barr’s vaginoplasty.
seohack
April 11, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Suddenly carbs make me want to vomit.
Jenice
April 13, 2008 at 3:27 pm
I made a big pot of vegetable soup last night.
Sadly, none of the veggies looked interesting.
Anyone want some?
The Bagel of Everything
April 13, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Your vegetables are probably soggy and limp. No thanks.
Stiletto
April 18, 2008 at 10:47 am