Ration Reality

hyperbolic excellence

Sleepy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Nazi, and Walt

with 43 comments

 A Norwegian museum directer has found 4 sketches of Disney characters, signed AH. The man says the writing matches handwriting samples of Adolf Hitler; He further claims that Hitler worked for Disney. Did Hitler doodle Pinocchio?

This story sounds like a gag from the pages of The Onion, but it’s true — and the evidence that they are works of Hitler’s evil hand is compelling:

1: The sketches were found inside the frame of an oil painting of a Bavarian landscape, signed “A Hitler, 1940″, which the directer purchased in Germany.

2: Hitler was a failed artist, who was rejected from a prestigious Vienna art school.

3: The rumor mill is abundant with accusations that Walt Disney was a Nazi sympathizer.

4: “It has been well documented that Adolf Hitler watched (Snow White) with a roomfull of children, and was delighted by Disney’s adaptation of the German fairy tale.” – Wikipedia

initials, zoomed
Initials from above pic, zoomed.

PS: Also from Wikipedia, rejected names for the 7 Dwarves:

 Blabby, Jumpy, Shifty, and Snoopy were among those that were rejected (along with Awful, Bald, Biggo-Ego, Biggy, Biggy-Wiggy, Burpy, Busy, Chesty, Cranky, Daffy, Dippy, Dirty, Dizzy, Doleful, Flabby, Gabby, Gloomy, Goopy. Graceful, Helpful, Hoppy, Hotsy, Hungrey, Jaunty, Lazy, Neurtsy, Nifty, Puffy, Sappy, Sneezy-Wheezy, Sniffy, Scrappy, Silly, Soulful, Strutty, Stuffy, Sleazy, Tearful, Thrifty, Tipsy, Titsy, Tubby, Weepy, Wistful, and Woeful.

Sources: ReutersFunctionPixTopNews.inGoogleNews


Related posts: More human than banned cartoons - Reason #19 why I’m going to hell
TLDR Biographies: Egon Schiele - Hip-Hop Hitler - Illegal in Germany

Written by The Bagel of Everything

February 26, 2008 at 10:25 am

Posted in art, disney, hitler, news, world

43 Responses

Subscribe to comments with RSS.

  1. Life is always stranger than fiction.

    Ya know, AH could be Ann Hathaway from the Beverly Hillbillies. Drawing stuff to get Jethro’s affection.

    Or, Ann Heiche…..however you spell her name. She did claim to be contacted by aliens. Wouldn’t it be cool if those pics were what aliens actually looked like.

    I’d piss my pants if a UFO landed and Dopey exited!

    Sorry, Bagel…getting way off subject. My ADD is…….OH LOOK, there’s a squirrel!

    trailerparkbarbie

    February 26, 2008 at 10:37 am

  2. I can totally see it.

    LOL Heathen

    February 26, 2008 at 10:44 am

  3. Barbie: That’s about as close to ‘on topic’ as our comments come.

    The Bagel of Everything

    February 26, 2008 at 11:07 am

  4. I wonder if the facination was the brainstorm behind the Boys of Brazil.
    Then again, it could of been Alfred Hitchcock in one of his lighter moods.

    micky2

    February 26, 2008 at 11:49 am

  5. Perhaps radio talk-show host Allen Handleman or singer/songwriter Ari Heist did it, but I kinda doubt Ol’ Walt would be cool with guys named Handleman and Heist working at his company. Just a guess.

    Soylent Ape

    February 26, 2008 at 12:40 pm

  6. I’m the only dwarf to be so TALL… you pretty much know what physical trait I share with them, ain’t it?

    That’s why I’m commonly called ‘The Three Legs of Justice’.

    E.

    Entomo

    February 26, 2008 at 1:41 pm

  7. My seven dwarfs would be: Shifty, Burpy, Dippy, Sappy, Soulful, Sleazy and Tipsy. yup, that’s what they’d be.

    capricorn1966

    February 26, 2008 at 3:38 pm

  8. No Fucky, no Sucky ?

    micky2

    February 26, 2008 at 4:05 pm

  9. No Micky, no dicky….

    capricorn1966

    February 26, 2008 at 6:29 pm

  10. Thats McDick to you bitch

    micky2

    February 26, 2008 at 7:31 pm

  11. what’d ya say???? McNodick

    capricorn1966

    February 26, 2008 at 7:57 pm

  12. Oh, that was so funny I forgot to forget to laugh

    micky2

    February 26, 2008 at 8:04 pm

  13. Ouch.

    keywork.

    February 26, 2008 at 8:11 pm

  14. It was funny, actually it was fucking funny. I laughed so hard I almost peed myself.

    capricorn1966

    February 26, 2008 at 8:18 pm

  15. Cappy, knowing your bladder issues, that isn’t saying much.

    keywork.

    February 26, 2008 at 8:21 pm

  16. Almost pee’d yourself ?
    Whats the matter ? No more Bud Lights ?

    micky2

    February 26, 2008 at 8:27 pm

  17. A bud light is like a man without a dick.

    capricorn1966

    February 26, 2008 at 8:41 pm

  18. Well put.

    keywork.

    February 26, 2008 at 8:51 pm

  19. I like the imported lager.

    capricorn1966

    February 26, 2008 at 8:53 pm

  20. yeah you do.

    keywork.

    February 26, 2008 at 9:07 pm

  21. I have good taste.

    capricorn1966

    February 26, 2008 at 9:14 pm

  22. So you’re Charley the fuckin tuna ?
    Is that what I smelled.
    Gotta get a man first to know the difference bitch.

    micky2

    February 26, 2008 at 9:24 pm

  23. Love ya.

    micky2

    February 26, 2008 at 9:24 pm

  24. I know the difference between a man and a man who thinks he has a dick.

    capricorn1966

    February 26, 2008 at 9:36 pm

  25. love you, too, Mick.

    capricorn1966

    February 26, 2008 at 9:36 pm

  26. Bulldogs with strap ons dont count

    micky2

    February 26, 2008 at 9:42 pm

  27. then I guess you’re no match for me

    capricorn1966

    February 26, 2008 at 9:52 pm

  28. Well, I’m pretty sure he was responsible for Herbie Fully Loaded.

    diesel

    February 26, 2008 at 10:06 pm

  29. You could never match my big juicy batch.
    Calamari anyone ?

    micky2

    February 26, 2008 at 10:06 pm

  30. No? I teach preschool remember.

    chalk one up for mick.

    capricorn1966

    February 26, 2008 at 10:24 pm

  31. I’d like to forget.

    micky2

    February 26, 2008 at 10:53 pm

  32. Would “Neurtsy” be the neurotic dwarf?

    The Bagel of Everything

    February 26, 2008 at 10:57 pm

  33. Don’t forget about “trashy”.

    Soylent Ape

    February 27, 2008 at 6:36 am

  34. or smelly

    cappy

    February 27, 2008 at 7:33 am

  35. All of sudden I feel dirty about loving (and buying) that movie Fantasia. Please don’t tell a Nazi sympathizer produced that? Did I just admit I like Fantasia. Oh sh-

    Jenice

    February 27, 2008 at 12:29 pm

  36. So what do we name Manson ?

    micky2

    February 28, 2008 at 7:09 pm

  37. Weirdy

    The Bagel of Everything

    February 28, 2008 at 11:04 pm

  38. Sheez, that could be any one of us.

    micky2

    February 28, 2008 at 11:12 pm

  39. In Italy they were re-named: Brontolo, Cucciolo, Dotto, Eolo, Gongolo, Mammolo, Pisolo…

    … and Entomo, the Superheroic sexy one.

    E.

    Entomo

    March 2, 2008 at 7:23 pm

  40. Wheres Fruity ?

    micky2

    March 2, 2008 at 7:28 pm

  41. the rejected names got recycled for Smurfs

    Rowan

    March 11, 2008 at 6:55 pm

  42. Sleazy Smurf always was my fave

    The Bagel of Everything

    March 12, 2008 at 2:36 pm


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

%d bloggers like this: