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It’s 420 in Poohville

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Winnie the Pooh Fort Bunk Bed. Fort Winnie. Say it aloud, kids.

It's always fort-winnie at RR

In the original stories, pooh was always looking for his pot.
They added the word “hunny” when they decided to market it to children. *

Photoshop Challenge:  Anyone wanna create Tigger’s Tiggerific Methlab?

Upload your pic somewhere (tinypic.com is awesome) and comment with the link.

I suggest this base image:

Props to Keywork, see first comment below. He is a man in serious need of a chillow.

*that probably isn’t true.

Sources: Bed from Rooms To Go, Silk Marijuana Plant: New Image Plants , Kitchen: Ebay

 

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Written by The Bagel of Everything

September 10, 2007 at 11:54 am

26 Responses

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  1. this is why that fat bastard bear is always fucking eating honey. wouldn’t mind checking out Tigger’s Tiggerific Methlab. Or Eeyore’s Prozac Porch. Heffalump’s Hallucinogen Haven? Stop me, please.

    keywork

    September 10, 2007 at 11:59 am

  2. In the original stories, pooh was always looking for his pot.
    They added the word “hunny” when they decided to market it to children.

    Im so clever, I think I’ll edit that into the post. Thanks, me, for being clever!

    bagel of everything

    September 10, 2007 at 12:07 pm

  3. i wish all bears smoked pot. i bet then we could feed the bears.

    keywork

    September 10, 2007 at 12:20 pm

  4. KW: I edited the post to add your idea. It’s our first photoshop challenge!
    Edited again for the chillow drive

    bagel of everything

    September 10, 2007 at 1:35 pm

  5. thanks, feeling warm on the inside. probably ought to take my leg out of the oven.

    keywork

    September 10, 2007 at 1:38 pm

  6. wow, chillowdrive is on!

    keywork

    September 10, 2007 at 1:48 pm

  7. yup. now go make me some art!
    and it better look better than mine, or I’ll know your baby did it for you!

    bagel of everything

    September 10, 2007 at 1:57 pm

  8. Ah, no son! Not Winnie? Is anything sacred at The House of Ration Reality?!

    Arm Jerker J.

    September 10, 2007 at 10:52 pm

  9. Next I wanna see a My Little Pony challenge.

    Arm Jerker J.

    September 10, 2007 at 10:52 pm

  10. im down with winnie…we old school friends…him-me christopher robin…come to think about it-i think he might be helping out tigger in that meth lab!

    Stona Lisa

    September 11, 2007 at 8:23 am

  11. NO CHILLOW FOR KEYWORK…..your head must sweat for your birthday!

    Stona Lisa

    September 11, 2007 at 8:24 am

  12. @stona: i have a large head. when it sweats, the people of this state take rafts to work.

    keywork

    September 11, 2007 at 8:28 am

  13. Stona – I can vouch for keywork. His cranium is gargantuan. I’m not kidding, that boy’s head’s like Sputnik! Spherical, yet quite pointy in parts. It’s like an orange on a toothpick. It’s like a planteoid. Has it’s own weather systems. He cries himself to sleep at night on his huge pillow.

    jessecuster

    September 11, 2007 at 9:46 am

  14. When Jesse says pillow, he means five acre wheat field. When I exploded out of the womb, crying, Atlantis disappeared. I did it. The Grand Canyon? Yep, did that too. Niagara Falls = three of my tears. The U.S. Navy has commisioned my head because it keeps the seas fair and full.

    keywork

    September 11, 2007 at 10:07 am

  15. And when it thunders in the sky, don’t be afraid. It’s only KW bowling.

    bagel of everything

    September 11, 2007 at 10:10 am

  16. You guys are too much!!!! ROFLMAO….I wish i had more time to dedicate to bashing you all some more-but i promised my DEMONS i would bring them to the local library so they could scare the old people!!!!!hahaha
    Demonically yours…Stona Lisa….aka-BITCH!

    Stona Lisa

    September 11, 2007 at 10:35 am

  17. Good, my demons needed a day at the park.

    keywork

    September 11, 2007 at 10:44 am

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  19. Ha! That pingback says “Looks like somebody found a use for those fake pot plants! ”

    I had a sublime use for fake pot plants! I ordered one years ago from ebay, took it to work, and said some old lady gave it to us. “She called it cannibal saliva or something”. I played totally dumb, and everyone else did as well, not wanting to admit they knew what a pot plant looked like. I had put it up high where noone could tell it was fake. Stayed there for a week!

    bagel of everything

    September 11, 2007 at 11:27 am

  20. cannibal saliva . . . roflmao!

    we just discovered and blogged about the fake pot plants yesterday . . . it’s good to hear you found a use for em too! :)

    the3lb

    September 11, 2007 at 1:22 pm

  21. 3lb: Yeah, I tried to comment but you seem to have it set to WP users only. I have had problems with that since we went to our own domain. I am logged in, damned WP!

    bagel of everything

    September 11, 2007 at 1:35 pm

  22. since we are using our own domain too . . . we think word press makes you register at our site again . . . sorry bout that!

    the3lb

    September 11, 2007 at 3:38 pm

  23. 3lb: Yeah, I’m not a big fan of that :(

    bagel of everything

    September 12, 2007 at 5:25 pm

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