Dictators upholding my pants

Fidel Castro Pewter Belt Buckle

Found this today on Amazon. I want it, and I don’t know why.

I’m going to throw some site news at you. If you’re new around here, don’t bother — you won’t care.

Jesse is still… I don’t fucking know what Jesse is doing. He may well be dead. You should send me your money, in lieu of flowers. The comic will be back, if I have to draw it myself. Any artists out there wanna do a guest strip for us?

Most of the art on our site is original, or at least heavily altered. That’s why it sucks. Didn’t know that, did you? With Jesse puking in his bathtub, I’m having to GIMP the shit up myself. Stick around, it’s only going to get worse. We don’t have bandwidth limitations, so hotlinking is fine. If you don’t know what that means, don’t fret over it.

The “Offend Kevin, Win a DVD” contest is still going (it’s in the comments.) You guys have all disappointed me.

I’ve signed us up with Humor-Blogs.com, to prove we are way funnier than WPMB.

We’ve got some new worthless crap at our Cafepress store. Mostly logo shirts & erotic art miscellany.

Criminy Jicket continues to suck up to us 

I’ve made an about us page. Do ya’ll use the menus on the right hand sidebar? Any suggestions for making the site more navigable?

I’ve just noticed that our last 3 posts could be seen as racist. While we do hate the blacks, we also hate the whites, the Hispanics, and the Asians. Did I leave anyone out?

Laurie Kendrick has dedicated a post to us. It isn’t about us, and yet it’s still somehow awesome. Then, she took the dedication away. And put it back again. Wonder if it’s still there? She’s fucking with me, and I love it.

We are no longer showing up on the wordpress.com/tag/ pages. I’m hoping it’s a glitch. While I very much enjoy being blacklisted by the man, I miss being on the top posts and top blogs lists. I’ve emailed support, and expect to hear back from them on Monday. They’re good folks.

Our friend Keywork has taken up blogging. He’s funny as fuck, and might well steal away some of our faithless readers. He must die!

The stickers I promised have been mailed and I’ve received emails from many of you that they’ve arrived. If you’ve not received yours yet, lemme know. Also, I’d love some of you to goto the original post and tell us what you did with them!  We still have a few set aside for contributing writers, blogroll, and frequent commenters. We’ll likely be ordering more and re-opening the offer to the pubic.

Our semi-secret logos page has grown. Go look, losers.

Anyone reading this far is welcome to an @rationreality.com email address. Holla!

<- That little square picture is goatse, shrunk down to bullet size. I’ve just goatse’d you 13 times. I win.

 

 

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