A Gokkun Proposal

This post was written to focus the power of horny American wankers on a specific humanitarian need: the eradication of world hunger. To date, more than 12 visitors have given in excess of than 300 cups of seminal fluid.

The seminal fluid donated by wanks at Ration Reality is distributed to those in need by The Boxing Bishops and Chicken Chokers’ Network. 100% of spume collected goes to hungry women and children across the globe.

All of us here at RR are also deeply moved by the humanitarian efforts by the Japanese adult film industry.

Hunger: Do you know the facts?

• It is estimated that one billion people in the world suffer from hunger and malnutrition. That’s roughly the bodyweight of a small American mid-western town.
• About 24,000 gallons of semen are wasted every day by pubescent boys, nerds, and dirty old men. This is up from 12,000 gallons twenty years ago. Three fourths of prime first world semen never finds its way into the digestive tract.
• Semen is a natural source of proteins, vitamins, minerals and human specific components. Health building elements include Selenium, Glycoproteins, Testosterone, Blood-Group Antigens, Spermidine (a catalytic enzyme), Fructose, Zinc, Vitamins B12 and C. *
• Semen contains approx 2 calories per half-ounce. A gallon of semen contains over 500 calories.
• A typical Gokkun hunger intervention involves 1.5 gallons of semen. **
• 1/5 of the worlds population are scraping by on fewer than 600 calories per day **
• Overpopulation and lack of effective contraception cause about 100% of hunger deaths, although these tend to be the ones in smelly dirty countries.
• The consumption of semen is non-reproductive.

Click here to learn more about hunger.

How you can help in a mere 15 minutes, 3 times every day:

RationReality provides a feel-good way to help prevent hunger deaths everyday – through quick and easy online activities.

• Open directory of porn
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Oh, and you should probably visit The Hunger Site, since we stole their idea.

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