Fluorescent Nazi Bunnies in Variant Sexual Practices

Some light reading.
All reviews taken from Amazon.com.

SS & M: Being excerpts from the Nazi Death-Head files Jordann Smith, THE BISHOP OF GRUNEWALD: A TALE FROM THE DUNGEON. “Maltese channels the Marquis de Sade for this one! Painfully good reading!”Book Description THERE ARE SECRETS! Jews, like Marta and Megan, know them. THE FATHERLAND DEMANDS THEM! Nazis, like SS Colonel Saber and Major Sonnenburg, want to know them, have to know them, see not knowing them as a threat to the purity of the Aryan nation. NO ONE CAN STAND IN THE WAY! That Jews like Melissa (“M”) haven’t got a clue makes no difference at all to Nazi Captain Stahlhelm, who thinks she does. ANY AND ALL MEANS ARE JUSTIFIED! There’s a plague loose within civilized society that needs to be ferreted out and destroyed. Anyone who stands in the way of the Final Solution will be eliminated-with prejudice! HEIL HITLER! Bagel note: What in the holy fuck?!

How To Pick Up Japanese Chicks And Doom Your Immortal Soul This brave, occasionally moving and often hilarious memoir traces Muggins’s relationships with Japanese women over the course of two decades. Few books set in contemporary Asian societies have been as successful at pulling the reader into the cultural milieu and making the foreign familiar. The author protests perhaps too strongly that How to Pick Up Japanese Chicks. should not be mistaken for a self-help manual. In fact the smiles, the belly-laughs, the wistful there but for the grace of God go I nodding that every page elicits testify that it is the best sort of therapy for anyone suffering from relationship fatigue anywhere, anytime.

	People Who Don’t Know They’re Dead: How They Attach Themselves To Unsuspecting bystanders and what to do about it “If you ever thought about this possibility before then People Who Don’t Know They’re Dead will delight, inform, and answer some nagging questions about the hereafter. It is filled with some great insights about what happens to us all when we pass through the physical plane and why some of us get stuck.” -Fred Alan Wolf, Ph.D., National Book Award winning author of The Spiritual Universe, audio CDs, and featured star in the movie What The Bleep Do We Know?! When people die by accident, in violence, or maybe they’re drunk, stoned, or angry, they get freeze-framed. Even if they die naturally but have no clue what to expect, they might not notice they’re dead. It’s frustrating to see and not be seen. It’s frustrating to not know what you’re supposed to do next. It’s especially frustrating to be in someone else’s body and think it’s your own. That’s if you’re dead. If you’re alive and that spirit has attached itself to you, well that’s a whole other set of frustrations. Hill has woven this fascinating story with the history and theory of what happens at death, with particular emphasis on the last 40 years and the work of various groundbreaking thinkers whose work helps inform our idea of what it is to live and to die.
	The 2007-2012 Outlook for Compact Fluorescent Light Bulbs in the United States This study covers the latent demand outlook for compact fluorescent light bulbs across the states and cities of the United States. Latent demand (in millions of U.S. dollars), or potential industry earnings (P.I.E.) estimates are given across some 12,800 cities in the United States. For each city in question, the percent share the city is of it’s state and of the United States is reported. These comparative benchmarks allow the reader to quickly gauge a city vis-à-vis others. This statistical approach can prove very useful to distribution and/or sales force strategies. Using econometric models which project fundamental economic dynamics within each state and city, latent demand estimates are created for compact fluorescent light bulbs. This report does not discuss the specific players in the market serving the latent demand, nor specific details at the product level. The study also does not consider short-term cyclicalities that might affect realized sales. The study, therefore, is strategic in nature, taking an aggregate and long-run view, irrespective of the players or products involved.
	Bunny Suicides (Postcard Book): Little Fluffy Rabbits Who Just Don’t Want to Live Anymore “Illustrated in a stark and simple style, this is a postcard collection of hilarious and outrageous cartoons that appeal to anyone in touch with his or her evil side. Consumable.”–Powell’s Books
	Anal Cousins: Case Studies in Variant Sexual Practices Carolyne’s parents are determined to go to any length to assure her virginity at marriage, and so they recruit two cousins for sexual explorations that will leave less evidence behind. Adam, his hormones raging, willingly allows himself to be seduced by a cousin who is already jaded by normal sex and needs something more from the men in her life. A gang-raped young woman turns to her trusted cousin and unorthodox sex to combat the trauma of gang-rape, unwanted pregnancy, and abortion. Two men, though cousins, dabble in mutual-attraction and forbidden love.

See also:

Endangered Pleasures, Sex, Shit, and Yo Momma

Books that exist

J.D. Salinger is Naked

-bagel