I like things
I don’t want candy, I need candy,
and when you need something it’s a responsibility!
-Meatwad – ATHF
I like things.
I especially like these things.
You should probably buy them for me. You know you want to.
You should also send me naked pictures of yourself. Or, if you’ve not yet reached the age of majority, send naked pictures of your father. Sneak into the bathroom when he’s showering. He’ll never know.
No? Selfish, aren’t you?
At least you should buy this, for yourself:
Might as well preorder it, since you’ll be buying it anyway.
Preorders help bands more than you may know.
16volt are good people, and the music will fuck you up.
-bagel
Gee, and I thought you’d settle for Spam on a Hawaiian beach. Go figure . . .
Frontier Former Editor
June 17, 2007 at 4:57 pm
Gotta have some books to read on the beach, dvds to watch when it’s raining, art for the walls. And Boba Tea to drink with my spamwiches!
bagel of everything
June 17, 2007 at 6:29 pm
Great tastes, you!
Soylent Ape
June 17, 2007 at 11:00 pm
I’m going to buy you a clone of yourself. And I’ll throw in one of myself. My clone makes a mean vegan gravy. And my clone will raise the Jew quotient in your household thereby increasing your chances of good outcome in the whole apocalypse thing.
Seriously, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, colon movie film for theaters dvd has your name on it. And think about getting your earlobes streached out, it’s a hoot. And I’ll buy you some money when I’m in Israel (that’s where we keep it all).
jody eugenius wilson
June 18, 2007 at 3:07 am
Ok, I’ll go for the literature, art, video, tea and maybe even a little sympathy
Frontier Former Editor
June 18, 2007 at 5:51 am
@Jody: Make sure my clone has some sort of brain malfunction, to make her want to eat something as nasty as vegan gravy.
@FFE: So, when should I expect my package? :)
bagel of everything
June 18, 2007 at 7:04 am
as soon as my 200 cases of Spam makes it ashore.
And we have to split th etea between lychee and good ol’ pekoe – I’m a traditionalist
Frontier Former Editor
June 18, 2007 at 8:55 pm
i am still working on paying you in high speed…
deearreeem
June 19, 2007 at 8:56 am
pre-order eh? i published that review thanks James Hall (i just noticed your name got cut off. i will fix it today)
deearreeem
June 20, 2007 at 11:30 am
Bugs and hisses!
Many Spanx!
EL JAMES
June 20, 2007 at 11:54 am
Horray! The album is out! Horray!
bagel of everything
June 20, 2007 at 12:26 pm