I like things
I don’t want candy, I need candy,
and when you need something it’s a responsibility!
-Meatwad – ATHF
I like things.
I especially like these things.
You should probably buy them for me. You know you want to.
You should also send me naked pictures of yourself. Or, if you’ve not yet reached the age of majority, send naked pictures of your father. Sneak into the bathroom when he’s showering. He’ll never know.
No? Selfish, aren’t you?
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